This was a running gag with my sister during our Disney World trip.
its pretty true
not to mention drinking hot drinks. steamy glasses will be the death of me
this is so accurate i want to cry
and falling asleep with glasses on (kind people take them off for you)
And constantly switching glasses when driving on an intermittently sunny day.
and little rubby marks either side of my nose
have I fallen asleep on my glasses and squashed them? I love my glasses and will be devastated if they break.
and t shirts with small necks
shiny days when all you can see is the reflection of your eye in your peripheral vision, giving you the constant feeling of being watched.
eyelashes rubbing on the lenses. Weird.
and exactly when do you take them off in an intimate moment? It makes your intentions very clear after all.
the place is familiar
my face is bare
I’ve mislaid my glasses
I’ve looked in my glasses case
but they’re not there
and I need my glasses
to find my glasses
but I’ll be alright
I’ve got a spare pair
By John Hegley